I climb rocks. Moderately.
Oh hey look another tech bro that into climbing. Yeah I guess so, but it wouldn't be popular if it wasn't an amazing sport. Its also an intensely personal journey that I started with the help of one of my great friends who convinced me to check out a newish gym in the midwest. A year later I was bouldering (badly) outside and having a blast. I'm a moderate climber (pre COVID) V5/6 in the gym, V4 outside, but as always it's a journey. We Rebuild. Below is my tick/project list.
| Send | Name | Location | Area | Grade | Ascent |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Separation Anxiety | Governor Dodge | Backbone ridge (Camp B) | V0+ | 9/16/2017 | |
| Layback crack attack | Governor Dodge | Backbone ridge (Camp B) | V1+ | 9/16/2017 | |
| Twelve A | Governor Dodge | Backbone ridge (Camp B) | V0+ | 9/16/2017 | |
| The firing squad | Governor Dodge | Backbone ridge (Camp B) | VE | 9/15/2017 | |
| Leaning rock | Governor Dodge | Backbone ridge (Camp B) | V3 | 3/18/2018 | |
| Bob's Delight | Boat Rock | Half Pipe | V2+ | 9/22/2018 | |
| Pipe Dream | Boat Rock | Half Pipe | V3 | 9/22/2018 | |
| Monkey Bars | Rocktown | The Orb | V1 | 10/4/2018 | |
| Zero Hero | Rocktown | Hueco Simulator | V0 | 10/5/2018 | |
| Red Stripe | Rocktown | Hueco Simulator | V0 | 10/5/2018 | |
| Rail Grind | Rocktown | Hueco Simulator | V2 | 10/5/2018 | |
| Jug | Rocktown | Campus Punks | V0 | 10/6/2018 | |
| Gritstone Arete | Rocktown | Campus Punks | V3 | 10/6/2018 | |
| Venom | Governor Dodge | Backbone ridge (Camp B) | V5 | ||
| Gunsmoke | Joshua Tree | Gunsmoke | V3 | ||
| The chube | Joshua Tree | Gunsmoke | V2 | ||
| Saturday night live | Joshua Tree | Real hidden valley | V4 | ||
| Betty jo yablonski | Joshua Tree | Real hidden valley | V0 | ||
| Soft pretzel | Joshua Tree | Real hidden valley | V2 | ||
| Highly executed | Governor Dodge | Backbone ridge (Camp B) | V5 | ||
| Godfather | Governor Dodge | Godfather | V4 | ||
| Yellow Submarine | Boat Rock | Yellow Wall | V0 | ||
| Yellow Arete | Boat Rock | Yellow Wall | V4 | ||
| Ripple | Rocktown | Hueco Simulator | V2 | 1/7/2023 | |
| Paint Can | Rocktown | Campus Punks | V2 | 10/6/2018 | |
| El Bano | Rocktown | Asphalt Boulders | V3 | 10/6/2018 | |
| Keeper of the boat | Boat Rock | Easy crack | V4 | ||
| Easy crack | Boat Rock | Easy crack | V0 | 12/5/2018 | |
| Tiny crack | Boat Rock | Easy crack | V0 | 12/5/2018 | |
| Jug Surfin | Rocktown | Vagina | V4 | ||
| Unnamed | Rocktown | Vagina | V0 | 12/29/2018 | |
| Campus Punks | Rocktown | Campus Punks | V5 | ||
| El Classico | Rocktown | Campus Punks | V0 | 12/29/2018 | |
| Altar Boys | Rocktown | Chex | V4 | 1/5/2019 | |
| Super Mario | Rocktown | Hueco Simulator | V3 | 1/5/2019 | |
| Screaming Church Girls | Rocktown | Chex | V4 | ||
| Blockhead | Rocktown | Tao | V4 | 5/18/2019 | |
| Fly Dawg | Rocktown | The Orb | V0 | 1/5/2019 | |
| Out of Orbit | Rocktown | The Orb | V2 | ||
| Grunt | Cumberland | V4 | |||
| Locksmith | Island ford | Sundrop | V2 | 3/31/2019 | |
| Spider-Man arete | Boat Rock | Spiderman | V3 | 4/13/2019 | |
| Easy crack traverse | Rocktown | Easy crack | V3 | 4/13/2019 | |
| Spider man direct | Boat Rock | Spiderman | V3 | ||
| Beam me up Scotty | Boat Rock | Beam me up | V3+ | ||
| Unnamed Slab | Boat Rock | Lost digits | V2 | 4/13/2019 | |
| Nice horsey | Rocktown | Asphalt Boulders | V4 | 5/18/2019 | |
| Golden shower | Rocktown | Asphalt Boulders | V5 | ||
| Power nap | Island ford | Sandman | V2 | 7/20/2019 | |
| Trask | Carver | Main forest | V0 | 8/26/2019 | |
| Extra carver | Carver | Main forest | V3 | ||
| Face problem | Carver | Main forest | V1 | ||
| Cause of death | Carver | Main forest | V6 | ||
| Middle problem | Carver | Main forest | V2 | 8/26/2019 | |
| Sharp | Carver | Main forest | V4 | ||
| Barfly Betty | Carver | Main forest | V3 | 8/27/2019 | |
| Heavy hand traverse | Carver | Main forest | V4 | 8/27/2019 | |
| Fire crack flake | Little Rock city | Front area | V1 | 12/24/2019 | |
| The crescent | Little Rock city | Front area | V1 | 2/29/2020 | |
| Swingers | Little Rock city | Front area | V3 | ||
| Fat cat | Little Rock city | Frumundathunda | V5 | ||
| Rage | Little Rock city | Super mario | V5 | ||
| Dragon lady | Little Rock city | Main area | V4 | ||
| Bonesaw | Little Rock city | Bonesaw | V5 | ||
| Crack of doom | Little Rock city | Sternum | V5 | ||
| Sno cone | Rocktown | Skin graph | V2 | 11/2/2019 | |
| Alien writing | Rocktown | Skin graph | V3 | ||
| Incredarete | Little Rock city | Mystery machine | V1 | 10/27/2019 | |
| Sunny rose | Little Rock city | V5 | |||
| Goforia | Rocktown | Front area | V0 | 12/7/2019 | |
| Yoshi | Rocktown | Hueco Simulator | V4 | ||
| Almost famous | Rocktown | Upper maze | V3 | ||
| El bano direct | Rocktown | El bano | V4 | 1/25/2020 | |
| 20 ft of madness | Rocktown | Sherman photo | V1 | 2/1/2020 | |
| 20 ft of fun | Rocktown | Sherman photo | V1 | 2/1/2020 | |
| Roller derby | Rocktown | Idiot roof | V2 | 2/22/2020 | |
| Needless things | Little Rock city | Front area | V0 | 2/29/2020 | |
| Costume rings | Little Rock city | Front area | V0 | 2/29/2020 | |
| Spare | Little Rock city | Front area | V0 | 2/29/2020 | |
| Hairy underclings | Little Rock city | Front area | V3 | 2/29/2020 | |
| The sternum | Little Rock city | Sternum | V5 | ||
| Pancake mantle | Little Rock city | The fairways | V2 | ||
| Big much | Little Rock city | Sternum | V4 | ||
| White trash | Little Rock city | Back 9 | V5 | ||
| The rib | Little Rock city | Back 9 | V1 | ||
| The scoop (left) | Rocktown | V1 | 10/2/2020 | ||
| The Swollen Goat | Little Rock city | Funhouse | V1 | 10/17/2020 | |
| Jug Head | Little Rock city | Philips Fury | V1 | 10/17/2020 | |
| Clutch | Little Rock city | Philips Fury | V5 | ||
| Unusual Suspect | Little Rock city | Fish Market | V4 | 10/22/2020 | |
| Tissues | Rocktown | Lucky 7 | V0 | 11/8/2020 | |
| Toilet paper | Rocktown | Lucky 7 | V0 | 11/8/2020 | |
| Squat low | Rocktown | Lucky 7 | V3 | 11/8/2020 | |
| Black carpet | Little Rock city | Wave | V4 | ||
| Art of the Vogi | Little Rock city | Front area | V4 | ||
| Oracle | Little Rock city | Jerrys kids | V4 | ||
| Grape ape | Rocktown | Lost corridor | V4 | ||
| Chopping block | Rocktown | Lost corridor | V3 | ||
| Two Shoes Jack | Little Rock city | Space Odyssey | V4 | 1/9/2021 | |
| Little Rock city | Space Odyssey | V1 | 1/9/2021 | ||
| Shaggy | Little Rock city | Front area | V1 | 3/6/2021 | |
| Unnamed V3 | Little Rock city | Jerrys kids | V3 | ||
| Unnamed V3 | Little Rock city | Jerrys kids | V3 | 3/6/2021 | |
| Unnamed V2 | Little Rock city | Jerrys kids | V2 | 3/6/2021 | |
| Unnamed V1 | Little Rock city | Jerrys kids | V1 | 3/6/2021 | |
| Jolly Roger | Little Rock city | Bonesaw | V3 | ||
| Blithering Idiot | Little Rock city | Mystery Groove | V0 | 3/6/2021 | |
| Downclimb | Little Rock city | Mystery Groove | VE | 3/6/2021 | |
| Runnel Funnel | Little Rock city | Mystery Groove | V2 | 3/6/2021 | |
| Murfeesboro Blues | Little Rock city | Mystery Groove | V0 | 3/6/2021 | |
| Five and Dime | Little Rock city | Mystery Groove | V0 | 3/6/2021 | |
| Showtime | Little Rock city | Mystery Groove | V1 | 3/6/2021 | |
| The swollen goat | Little Rock city | Funhouse | V1 | 10/2/2021 | |
| Old maid | Little Rock city | Bonesaw | V0 | 10/2/2021 | |
| Jersey turnpike | Little Rock city | Bonesaw | V1 | 10/2/2021 | |
| 45L unnamed | Little Rock city | Bonesaw | V1 | 10/2/2021 | |
| Cormay wall 1 | Little Rock city | Barometer wall | V0 | 10/2/2021 | |
| Cormay wall 2 | Little Rock city | Barometer wall | V1 | ||
| Cormay wall 3 | Little Rock city | Barometer wall | V2 | 10/2/2021 | |
| Trailer ball | Little Rock city | Phillips Fury | V1 | 10/2/2021 | |
| Warmup v0 | Dayton Pocket | Roof | V0 | 11/13/2021 | |
| Downclimb | Zahnd | Phantom | V0 | 10/16/2022 | |
| Captain Kirk | Boat Rock | Beam me up | V0 | 10/15/2023 | |
| Awkward crack | Boat Rock | Beam me up | V2 | 10/15/2023 | |
| Hazel Nut Child | Red River Gorge | Hazel Hallow | 5.6 | 9/27/2025 | |
| Skinning the Nut | Red River Gorge | Hazel Hallow | 5.8 | 9/27/2025 | |
| The Hazelnut Fairy | Red River Gorge | Hazel Hallow | 5.5 | 10/25/2025 | |
| A Little Sticious | Red River Gorge | The Office - Accounting Dept | 5.7 | 10/25/2025 | |
| Assistant to the Regional Manager | Red River Gorge | The Office - Dunder Mifflen | 5.11a |